tha mental arts dojo - terms and conditions, contract agreement
Schedule:
Before the fight. Typically 0130 Hours.
No homework? No practice? Any questions? No class.| No fight.
Homework never ends. There is never enough homework. Homework until you can’t homework or have questions to practice answering yourself first before asking a class lead. Then practice approaching failure, mistakes, and accidents which happen when you have too much shit going on and things get out hand. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF AND ACKNOWLEDGE YOURSELF, YOUR CHOICES, AND WHAT HAPPENS.
"The people following the class should be quiet before jumping to conclusions, asking questions, or interrupting without letting the person leading the class finish getting their point across. You can lead your own class if you don't like the one you're in."
”Silence is golden, and speaks deafening volumes. So, shut the fuck up and keep your fucking whore-ass fuck fucking mouth shut.”
Rules:
“Message Received. Acknowledged. Duly Noted. Thxs. See you again."
“No coincidences, distractions, or interruptions.”
“Please.”
”Excuse me.”
”May I?”
”Pardon.”
“Class has begun.”
“Fuck ‘em. Respectfully. Kindly. Gently. Slowly, fast as you can.”
“No one nothing badder than the baddest motherfucker to ever ever.”
“Yes, or why.”
“True, or not.”
"The Smallest Details are always the worst."
"It's always possible to do the most good you can because it's never as bleak as it seems."
Requirements:
Sleep (*ideally undersleeping, a little sleep deprivation is good to practice dealing with confusion, mood swings, and energy cliffs and spikes. GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY FUCKS AND GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE WHILE YOU CAN ASSHOLES.)
Food (PROTEIN, CARBS, LIPIDS, ACIDS, AND BASES)
Water (STAY MOIST.)
Exercise (*when are you ever not moving? GET THE FUCK GOING.)
Writing (you fucking better remember when you get reminded.)
Speaking (LOUD, Low, quiet, silently, physically)
Playing (WHY ARE YOU NOT HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW?)
Air (BREATHE BITCH)
Sun (Anybody heard of this ‘going outside’ thing? it’s kind of awesome.)
Moon (Tilt your chin up. at night. while the moon is glistening at you telling you to come over.)
Toys (play with yourself and others.)
Jokes (good luck dealing with the bullshit without making fun of it.)
RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY
Fee: “Your fucking ass.”
Masters: ^_^, kidflowers, kidwings, A-Spec Teams, (Study\/Students)
Motto: “Pai Mei was right. Bitch should’ve fucking nodded.”
“Get your shit together, keep your shit straight, and stay on top of your shit.”